My wife was out of town at a gaming convention last week and I was feeling a bit randy Saturday night. Having read a lot about sexting, I thought I would try it out. What follows is a transcripts of the sexts that I sent to my wife. In the interests of privacy, I feel it is best if I don’t share her responses.
10:48 PM Kids are in bed. I’m going to start sexting now. I’ve never done this before so…
10:50 PM So…what are you playing? I mean WEARING! What are you WEARING?
10:53 PM I don’t have any long underwear on right now!
….I left it in the bag with the kids’ wet swim suits.
10:55 PM This is getting so hot, I’m not wearing any shoes!
10:56 PM I’m wearing slippers. Still…HOT, right?
10:58 PM I’m taking off my socks verrrrrrrrry slowwwwwwwly
10:59 PM Holy shit it is cold here! I’m putting my socks back on. We can do this in sock feet, right?
11:00 PM I’m getting a blanket verrrrry slowwwwwwly.
11:02 PM I’m letting ice drip all over you right now. Isn’t it sexy baby?
11:08 PM Sorry for the delay. Had to dry off the phone.
11:09 PM I’m a little worried about when we get to the sex part…one of my hands is going to be busy…
11:10 PM Can we pretend that I got your bra unhooked in one try? It’s supposed to be a fantasy, right?
11:12 PM Well why don’t you sit out the next hand? This should only take a couple more minutes.
11:14 PM Yeah baby. Just like that. I’m getting close!
11:14 PM Ohms god yeah barge I’m comment!
11:14 PM Was it good for you?