Crazy Christians Claim Hurricane Sandy is the Wrath of God

Any time a random act of nature affects human beings, god is getting all up in our face for something, according to the crazy wing of the Religious Right.

Now why god flooded the east coast is up for debate.  It might be gay marriage.  I could have something to do with Israel.  It could have something to do with the fact that it is a coast and getting hammered by a storm once in a while is about as likely as floods happening on flood plains.

If you look really closely at the cloud formation, you can see god flipping off the east coast.

Once again, why believe that God is such a colossal dick?  Why would he put the lives of believers at risk?  There are, unquestionably, a large number of New Yorkers who don’t support gay marriage.  So god is punishing them because they didn’t oppose gay marriage hard enough?

When can we all settle down and accept that natural events are not the act of a vengeful god?

At the very least, can you all have a conversation and figure out what he’s punishing us for before you start talking out of your collective asses?

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