Duck Duck Grey Duck
The United States of America is a country divided. Never has there been so bitter a battle than the war over a simple little children’s game.
The civil war was just a skirmish compared to this fight and we, the proud warriors of Minnesota must stand alone.
It is a simple question that divides us. One even more important to our self-worth than the question of whether or not we are drinking “soda” or “pop” or even “soda pop.”
Is it “Duck Duck Goose” or is it “Duck Duck Grey Duck?”
The rest of the country says Goose. They turn up their noses at Minnesotans who have, apparently, failed to recognize that there is no other way to play this game. Conform, Minnesota! Conform!
Minnesota defiantly responds that no! We will not conform! We haven’t ruined “Duck Duck Goose.” We have fixed it.
Grail Diary 