Tag Archive | Conspiracy Theory Nutbags

Shit that Pissed me Off – 10/6/2017

Sorry I’ve been gone for almost a month.  Over the last three weeks, I’ve been out of town for my 50th Birthday (yay me) and playing at a funeral for someone who died much too young (boo the inevitability of death).  Thanks for waiting patiently and not filling my e-mail with angry messages.

So anyway – here goes!

It Took Less Than Two Days for Conspiracy Theories To Pop Up About the Las Vegas Shooter

Here’s the dirty little secret about this kind of conspiracy theory: It never seems to happen when the shooter is a person of color. At least nobody seems to spend a lot of time talking about them.

I know someone is going to point out that there are conspiracy theories around 9/11 and the attackers there were (allegedly) people of color.  Yeah, but I’m talking about mass shootings.

And the thing that seems to come into play here is that people don’t believe white guys would do this sort of thing. Not unless those white guys are members of the CIA or the FBI or Interpol or whatever the fuck these people think.

When a person of color shot up an Orlando nightclub, nobody started saying that it was a cover up.  It was terrorism.

But white guys don’t commit terrorism.  They are lone wolves.

Which is bullshit because wolves don’t even have opposable thumbs

So the alternative is to look at an act of senseless violence and think “I understand Islamic extremists.  I don’t understand some 64 year old dude shooting up a concert so it must not be that.”

By the way – they don’t understand Islamic extremists either. But that’s for another day.

It is kind of remarkable to me that some of us can’t wrap our heads around a guy shooting up an elementary school but we can totally wrap our heads around the idea that some shadow agency decided to stage the event so they could get gun control legislation passed.

Which they can’t so what the hell is that about anyway?

Thing is, at least some of this is racism.  Some of it is our inherent response that we’ve been taught the more pigmentation you have in your skin, the more violent you are.

Conspiracy theories are dumb.  One guy shot all those people in Las Vegas and we will probably never know why.  But it was one guy. And he was white. Deal with it.

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Shit that Pissed me Off – 4/29

Oklahoma House Moves to Ban All Abortions

In another move meant to remind us how important control of the Supreme Court has become, Oklahoma appears poised to test exactly how far you can go in the control of women’s health decisions.

The state governor has not yet decided whether or not to sign this bill, which goes so far as to tell the state medical board which doctors they can certify.

Rather than targeting the mothers, this law rewards doctors who perform abortions with felony charges.  Even if the abortion is required to save the life of the mother.

Bad things happen when you put doctors in handcuffs.

Bad things happen when you put doctors in handcuffs.

More and more, it becomes clear that lawmakers on one side of the issue are far more concerned about the next generation than the current one.  Unless we are talking about global climate change.  Or overpopulation.  Or pollution.

Then the needs (or wants) of this generation are far more important.

Unless, of course, they need to go to the bathroom.

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Shit that Pissed me Off This Week – 7/27

Some guy kills a bunch of people in a Movie Theatre and Some other guy on Facebook has a Solution

So first off, thanks for taking a horrible tragedy and making it all about your agenda.  Well done.

This is not a guns are awesome/guns are awful thing.  I’ve talked about that before.  This is a “what are you – stupid?” thing.

You don’t know what the fuck you are talking about because the guy released tear gas into the theatre and then opened fire.  If you were in that theater with a gun, you would have needed to get a clear shot at the killer so that you wouldn’t kill any of the panicking crowd that is all around him.  In a theatre filled with tear gas. Your odds of killing an innocent bystander are probably just as high or higher than your odds of killing the bad guy.

It’s great to think that if you were there, you would have saved more people.  We all want to believe that.  It’s bullshit.  John McLean is a character in a movie.

A guy walks into a packed theatre, fills it with smoke and starts shooting, a bunch of people are going to die.  If you were there and you had a gun, you wouldn’t have stopped it from happening.  You are not Rambo.

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