Douchebag MRA Makes a Fan Edit of The Last Jedi to Remove all the Women

It has been a month but this next bit is going to include Last Jedi SPOILERS! Read not forward, dear friends, lest you learn too much!

The edit is 46 minutes long and pulled from a bad videotape of the movie someone made in the theater. Because when women are given power, it is important to strip away that power as quickly and efficiently as possible.

Now one might think this is a parody. Perhaps, you imagine, some person with a sense of humor saw all these nerdbros bemoaning the fact that Princess Leia rightly criticized Poe Dameron for failing to follow a direct order or that Admiral Holdo wasn’t a dude and thought “I’m going to make an edit that takes out all the girls because that would be hilarious.”

Nope. that’s not what happened. Instead, this shitbag literally believes that Leia was in the wrong when she demoted Poe for getting every Resistance bomber destroyed in an attack that served no purpose.  So he edited it out to make Poe look like a hero who didn’t have to learn anything.

Does this look like a guy who should ever have to take orders from a woman? I didn’t think so.

And you know why? It isn’t because that was a bad story arc. No – it’s because the person teaching Poe that lesson was a woman.

The edit also removes Rey (of course) because the Jedi are dudes! Just look at them waving around that phallic laser sword all the time! Girls wouldn’t want to do that! They should be in the kitchen pouring blue milk!

What truly annoys me is that this guy might have a girlfriend. Or a wife. Or a daughter. He definitely has a mother.

But who gives a fuck about the women in his life, right? He probably loves them a lot. It’s just the women in his movies that he hates.

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