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Shit That Pissed Me Off – 10/17

Feminist Speaker Forced To Cancel Her Talk After She was Threatened

She didn’t cancel the talk because she was threatened, you understand.  She was still going to speak.

But she asked for protection against someone who claimed he was going to open fire on her and Utah law prevented police from patting down attendees at the event.

So a guy (I’m assuming it was a guy) threatens to shoot her and the police can’t even stop anyone from carrying a gun to her talk.  Because the right to carry a firearm wherever the fuck you want is more important than the right to keep people with firearms out of a place where someone has threatened to kill people with a firearm.

And spare me the good guy with the gun/bad guy with a gun thing.  If the bad guy with a gun gets into the event, he (again I’m assuming it is a guy) will be able to kill his target before anyone kills him.  And that’s all he cares about.

So best case scenario is this asshole (who was probably making empty threats but they still worked) would have died after accomplishing his stated goal.  Which is what he expected would happen anyway.  Great solution, Utah!

Utah!  Where you can't stop homosexuals from getting married and you also can't stop people from bringing their guns to the wedding!

Utah! Where you can’t stop homosexuals from getting married and you also can’t stop people from bringing their guns to the wedding!

Please note that I’m not talking about Gamergate for a few reasons.  First, it has been talked to death and the people doing most of the talking are assholes who don’t deserve my time.

And second, we need to stop naming every scandal after Watergate.  It is just so completely unoriginal.  Have you guys heard of the Teapot Dome Scandal?  That’s a great name for a scandal!  Now everything is NounGate.

Nixon is dead, folks.  We need to move on.

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Friend a Day – Joseph Scrimshaw

1491355_10203168806974326_5021579959808376726_oI’ve known Joseph from somewhere around the beginning of CONvergence back in 1999.  At that time, his career as a comedian was just starting to develop while I had no idea that I might one day be looking to do the same thing.

For the last several years, he has been a terrific sounding board for me.  He’s walked a road I’d like to walk and what makes him great is the fact he’s willing to talk to me about the journey.  He is extremely generous with advice if you ask for it but he doesn’t offer it unless he thinks you are interested.

Joseph is one of the hardest working comedians I know.  He is always writing something and the diversity of what he writes is staggering.  He has written some of the funniest and most successful plays at the Minnesota Fringe.  He writes a very funny blog.  He’s written a book.  And so on.

When he’s on stage, he looks confident and comfortable but never cocky.  He is in his natural element and he likes it there.  When he is clearly enjoying himself, the viewer can hardly help but to do the same.

We have had many conversations over the years about comedy and he takes it very seriously.  He spends a lot of time thinking about what makes comedy work and how he can make his comedy better.

Recently, he moved from Minnesota to California, which is a big risk.  If I know anyone who can make the move successfully, it would have to be Joseph.  Sure, there are a lot of random factors involved but he is talented and an extremely hard worker.

For someone as talented as he is, he shares the stage with others extremely well.  His Obsessed podcast could easily be much more about his cleverness than about his guests’ obsessions but he does a terrific job of using his questions to bring out the comedy in his guests rather than worrying about providing it himself.

Life is full of comings and goings but I’ll admit that when the Scrimshaws moved to California, it was a going that made me a little more sad than most.  I definitely miss their presence even as I celebrate what I hope will be great success.

Joseph has a comedy blog over at www.josephscrimshaw.com.  You also can (and should) support him on Patreon.

Also, he’s doing a performance in Minneapolis on Saturday at the Comedy Corner Underground.  If you haven’t seen him live and you are in the Twin Cities, you should go!

One more Fringe Show!

I was not seeking to saturate the Fringe this year but sometimes things come up and someone needs to put together a show with a week’s notice.  I’m there to help out.

John Newstrom, who is directing Shrodinger’s Apocalypse also co-created another show at this year’s Fringe.  I’m not sure exactly what happened but one of his actors had to drop out of that show last week.  And it was a two man show.

Not wanting to lose his Producer’s fee, John asked me if I’d be willing to help mount a last-minute thing.  I said yes.

So we present Stop Talking: The Game of Talking!

If the show sounds familiar, that is because we did it at last year’s Fringe.  Not to worry, though!  The show is an improvisational game show and that means it is different every time!

We’ve pulled together a whole bunch of very talented comedians and performers to help out with this show and if it is anything like last year, it will be a ton of fun.

Hosting duties will be shared by Joseph Scrimshaw and myself.  My lovely wife Pat will be handing the timekeeper and scoring duties.

A whole lot of people will be playing the game including (but not limited to): Allegra Lingo, Ben San Del, Phillip Andrew Bennett Low, Molly Glover, Nick Glover, Sharon Stiteler, Bill Stiteler, Levi Weinhagen, Windy Bowlsby, Courtney McClean, Jena Young, Eric Knight, Johnny Packard and Jerry Belich.

We’ll be at the Music Box Theatre on the following dates:

Sunday, Aug 4th at 4:00 PM (hosted by me)

Tuesday, Aug 6th at 10:00 PM (hosted by Joseph Scrimshaw)

Thursday, Aug 8th at 8:30 PM (hosted by me)

Friday, Aug 9th at 10:00 PM (hosted by Joseph)

Saturday, Aug 10th at 1:00 PM (hosted by me)

The show is fast paced, silly and just got added at the last minute.  So do us a favor and check it out, OK???

Don’t Throw the Baby Out with the Bad Apple

This week, Kickstarter funded a project that pisses me off.  A lot.

The results of this asshole’s project, though, bug me even more.

The project is a book wherein some dude from Reddit gives all sorts of horrible relationship advice to other dudes from Reddit.  The excerpts I’ve read are, at best, encouraging sexual assault and, at worst, encouraging rape.  Further, they seem to imply that women really want to get raped so it is all OK.

I don’t get the feeling the guy is trying to write a satirical piece.  I think he’s dead serious.  I have no idea if he is getting a lot of “action” using the techniques he will be describing in his book but if he is, I’m not thinking that he has a lot of repeat dates.

The very idea that all women are the same and you could write a book that will somehow provide dudes a “cheat code” is pretty insulting to 1/2 our population already but when that supposed “cheat code” involves behavior that could easily be rape, it crosses a line.

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Geeks Without God Gets Reflective about Comedy

Geeks Without GodThis week’s episode features emergency fill-in guest Joseph Scrimshaw.  Joseph is in the midst of a big Kickstarter campaign so it seemed like a great time to feature him on the podcast.  We got him to tell us all about the Kickstarter (of course) and then we talked about Joseph’s favorite obsession, comic theory.

Speaking of Joseph’s Kickstarter, my band, The Dregs, will be contributing a song to his Flaw Fest album assuming it gets funded so now I’m not just excited because I like the idea, I’m also excited because I want to write a song about guilt for Joseph’s album.

He also decided that Bugs Bunny is an atheist and I’m all for putting Bugs in our court.

So hey, listen to the podcast and support the Kickstarter!  It’s what friends do!

Stories from a Fearless week of Fearlessness

On AirThis entry is going to be pretty long because the last week was a pretty massively amazing week and even though I’m just trying to sum all of it up, there is a lot to sum up.

Last week, we launched a theatre company.

Interesting how I say that so casually.  We launched a theatre company.  Sounds easy, doesn’t it?  Any yahoo can launch a theatre company.

That is quite possibly true.  Fortunately, when I tossed the idea at a bunch of other yahoos I knew, their initial response was not to laugh at me and tell me that I was a crazy person. Instead, they told me they liked the idea and that they wanted to help.  Still sounds pretty casual, doesn’t it?

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Fringe Reviews – Day 2

Last night, I watched four more shows.  My Fringing will slow down a bit this weekend as my two shows open.  Here’s the write up of what I saw yesterday.  I apologize for the brevity but I’ve got to get ready for my shows at some point!

For the record, The Complete Works of William Shatner (abridged) opens at 1:00 today (Saturday the 4th) in the Rarig Thrust and we also have a performance at 5:30 tomorrow (Sunday the 5th).  Stop Talking: A Game of Talking opens at 2:30 tomorrow.

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