Tag Archive | Jurassic Park

Alphabetical Movie – The Lost World: Jurassic Park 2

The central argument being made by Jurassic Park and The Lost World is if we bring dinosaurs back from extinction, they will destroy us.  Humans, we learn, are just too puny to survive the return of the giant lizards and we will become a buffet for T-rex and Velociraptors.

Not being a biologist, I can only speculate that there are gigantic problems with this assumption as the current climate on most of the Earth is not actually compatible with dinosaur physiology.  Sure, Velociraptor infestation would a problem in New York but could they survive the winter?

Science aside, here’s the big problem with this premise:  Who cares?  Dinosaurs!

If a scientist stepped up to a podium tomorrow and said “I can re-create dinosaurs but there are going to be a few problems…” every reporter in the room would miss what came next because they would be envisioning parks where you could saddle up to ride an Apotosaurus, go Pteranadon gliding and feed goats to a T-Rex.

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Alphabetical Movie – Jurassic Park

Life finds a way.

So we are told by Dr. Ian Malcom in Jurassic Park. 

We will ignore the problems with the fashion in which this happens in Jurassic Park – it is Science Fiction after all – because I’m really intrigued by the concept that life finds a way.

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Shit that Pissed me off this Week – 10/12

Antonin Scalia is a Dick

I honestly wonder if the dude even reviews law before he makes rulings.  His most recent comments seem to state that since anti-sodomy laws were on the books for 200 years, that makes them constitutional.

I guess we can be pretty certain he’s not going to be terribly supportive of marriage equality, is he?

See, I understand that there are different legal interpretations of a lot of things but what I don’t understand is how one dude who is so clearly an asshole who doesn’t give a shit about anything except making sure corporations can spend money however they please can have so much power over the rest of us.  Yeah, he’s one of nine but he’s one vote you can always count on.

And by that I mean, ask yourself how a jackass would rule on any particular topic and you can bet Scalia will vote that way.

Not that kind of jackass!

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