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Short Story – The Not-so-Silent Planet, Part 1

20160936-SilentPlanetAs part of the Minnesota Fringe Festival this year, I was asked to write and present a short story entitled The Not-so-Silent Planet as part of a speculative storytelling show.  The story and the presentation got a lot of accolades, which I really appreciated.

I was asked to write a science fiction story in three parts with something of a cliffhanger at the end of the first two sections.

Over the next three weeks, I’ll be posting all three parts of the story.  Keep in mind it was written for dramatic presentation.  I played the main character on stage and I had another actress playing the voice of the computer, Alice, offstage.

The story still works as just a story, I think.  But the dramatic presentation did help to heighten the feeling of isolation that I was going for in the story.

A few folks asked if there would be anywhere they could read the story and I told them I’d be posting it.  So here’s part 1!

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Shit that Pissed me Off – 8/26

French Burkini Ban

I’m not going to pretend I don’t have issues with any religion (or interpretation of religion) that tells women they must keep their bodies covered.  It is an act of body shaming and subtle oppression meant to make women feel ashamed of their own identity.

However, women also get to make their own choices regarding what they want to wear.  And if they want to wear a head scarf at the beach, that ought to be completely fine.  It’s their fucking head and their fucking scarf.  You shouldn’t be handing out tickets (she was given a fucking ticket) based on the fact they have put on too much clothing.

That this is being done in the name of secularism (her ticket was for failing to wear “an outfit respecting good morals and secularism”) is equally disgusting.  There is nothing about secularism that suggests anyone should be judged for what they choose to wear.

Even if they want to wear this.

Even if they want to wear this.

French courts seem to agree so far as they have struck down the ban on burkinis in the last few days.

You can understand the concern about terrorism in France given recent horrific attacks.  It makes a lot more sense than the concern in other countries like, say, the United States.

However, swimwear is not a sign of terroristic intent.  It is a sign of someone who believes that they have a right to cover their bodies because it is their fucking body.

It is ironic that France has many topless (and even nude) beaches implying that you can’t wear too little at the beach, you can only wear too much.

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Short Story – Red Tape

roll-of-red-tapeThis week, I’ve written something that will most likely turn into a script for Big Fun Radio Funtime.  I think we can all relate to a nearly endless pile of government forms so I decided to take that frustration to ridiculous extremes.

The story is mostly dialogue between two characters.  A lot of my writing involves situations where nobody is really a villain.  I mean, the government worker is clearly annoying but he is just trying to do his job as well as he possibly can.  I find it more interesting when the situation is the villain and the characters must work in tandem to deal with the situation.

As always, please read, share, and comment.  I enjoy getting feedback on my work.  It does help me get better at this!

As an additional note, I’m going to be turning last week’s story into a one act play for production next year.  I just need to figure out how to turn the ending into something that can be staged clearly.  I’ll let readers know when I have that in the works!

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Shit that Pissed me Off – 8/19

Donald Trump Says the Only Way Hillary Clinton Can Win Pennsylvania is if she Cheats

Trump says alarming things and then smugly points out that everyone is talking about him.

He’s right.  But the good news, for now, is that it doesn’t seem to be working.  Trailing in every national poll, Trump has shaken up his campaign leadership again.  Maybe this time it will work.  I expect not because no matter how many smart people he has around him, he is still going to keep saying alarming things.

I'm betting I could convince these yahoos that Denny's makes better food than Perkins!

I’m betting I could convince these yahoos that Denny’s makes better food than Perkins!

In this case, there seems to be some sort of suggestion that even though voter fraud of the level Trump is suggestion is basically impossible, Hillary could pull it off.

Now voter fraud is no joking matter but if Clinton could pull off fraud at that level, she deserves to be President because her organizational skills are fucking amazing.

Although, one has to wonder how she could be so organized as to steal an entire state from Donald Trump but not organized enough to manage her e-mails properly.

If Clinton wins this election, she won’t have to cheat.  At this point, it would seem that all she needs to do is shut up and let Donald do most of the talking.

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Short Story – The Bear

LUTAAR-004Sorry I missed last week.  Fringe festival messes with my writing schedule.  I’ve been toying with horror and revenge lately.  There is some triggery stuff in this week’s story that involves incest and suggested rape.  So be warned about that.

I keep toying with this idea as a play.  Not sure if I could turn it into a 45-50 minute show as it is right now but the pieces are there for it to expand to something more than what I’ve written here.

The story itself is self contained.  But I can feel there is more that could be explored with this character.

I was in Utah earlier this year so I chose the area that is now Arches National Park as the setting.  I don’t typically worry about such things but I wanted to give a little bit of a sense of place.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy reading it!

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2016 Fringe Reviews – Day 10

20161130As Fringe winds to a close and I start watching shows that weren’t on my early watch list, I start ending up in theaters based, in large part, on where I need to be for my own performances.  Fringe roulette can yield some very good experiences and some…not as good ones.

Yesterday’s fringing involved picking a few shows that weren’t on my list.  Such choices are exciting because I really don’t know what to expect.

That’s really what the Fringe is all about anyway.  You don’t know what to expect.  Sure, there are always some artists who have reliably produced quality work.  Even so, they are all doing something new and until you sit down in the theater, you don’t know what they have in store for you.

I have one more day to experiment.

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2016 Fringe Reviews – Day 9

20161175I love Fringe Central because it means I get to hang out with some of my best friends for a couple hours every night.  I can tell performers who really blew me away that they blew me away.  I can laugh and plan new theater and eat cheese curds and be social.

Fringe is a theatrical Brigadoon.  I realize that is silly given that Brigadoon is a play and, therefore, already theatrical but never mind.

Fringe springs up for a fortnight every year.  Hundreds of artists come together to make theater and then we all go off to create things on our own for the rest of the year.  Maybe we run into each other at a bar once in a while.  Maybe a few of us do a show together.

But for a few glorious days every year, we are together.  I can’t tell you how fortunate I feel to be a part of it all.

Trump count remains at 10.  Pokemon Go count is considerably higher.

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