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Shit that Pissed me Off – 1/3

Teen Makes a Joke on Twitter and People Tell her She Should Kill Herself

So here’s the joke:

This beautiful earth is now officially 2014 years old, amazing

Now shame on her, I guess, for failing to clearly identify her post as sarcasm.  I mean she’s only a teenager so it could naturally be assumed that she wasn’t making a joke but was, rather, a complete idiot.

Her joke went viral and when jokes go viral on the internet, two things happen.  The first is that a lot of people are amused by the joke.  The second is that a lot of other people will completely fail to get her joke and reveal themselves to be complete assholes.

If this was a real book, it would eventually outsell the bible. Ironically, nobody who bought it would read it because they would assume they already knew it all.

The internet, my friends, is the most Democratic place in the world.  You want free speech?  You can make a joke that reaches thousands of people.

Be warned, however, that some of those people are idiotic.  And the idiotic ones are the most likely to say something.

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Shit that Pissed me off This Week – 1/18

Pat Robertson Thinks Marriages Wouldn’t fail if Women Weren’t So Ugly

A 17-year-old boy notices that his father is neglecting his mother so what does Robertson do?  He suggests that the problem isn’t really his dad but the fact that his mother is too “hard nosed.”

Robertson has been a misogynistic douche for many a year and there are times where I honestly wish god existed just so Robertson would get his ass reamed when he finally kicks the bucket.  Maybe Robertson is right and I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure Yahweh is going to have some choice words for that smug douchebag.

And another thing – my name is ZEUS! Is that so fucking hard to remember?

Robertson makes the common error of thinking that if there is anything wrong in a relationship, it is the woman’s fault.  I assume he bases this assumption on the fact that he’s incapable of viewing women as fellow members of the human race.  I don’t know, maybe he’s still pissed about the rib.

Get over it, man.  God ain’t going to give it back.

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